timpoon777:

LOLZ so corny!

I wish I’d been your bathroom mirror the day they took of your braces.

I walk into the bakery and say, “I want some of that pie.” And they say, “What pie?” And I say, “THE CUTIE PIE!” and then staple a picture of you there. Yeah I got kicked out of a few bakeries, but it’s because I love you. - Mitchel Davis

I’m not a hipster, but girl I can make your hips stir

I need sunglasses, cuz you just brightened up my world!

If I was a gardener, I would put my tulips next to yours

If you were a booger, I would pick you first!

Did you just fart? Cuz you blew me away!

My love for you is like diarrhea - I just can’t hold it in!

Give me a map because I’m lost in you eyes!

I lost my number. Can I borrow yours?

Are you a robber? Cuz you just stole my heart!

Aren’t you tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day!

Do you know how Jericho fell after it was circled seven times? If I circle you seven times, will you fall for me?

If I had a nickle for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would have five cents.

My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry; I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

makemistakeslivelifenoregrets:

maggieblueberry:

I love Battlestar Galactica!

an-awesome-bitca:

I love these pictures. =)

LLAMA!

DOUBLE RAINBOW! :D

300 FTW :D

This happened my freshman year of high school during the winter

IT WAS INSANE O.O